Honesty in advertising
My proposal for box labeling:
Notice: This toy requires full assembly and it is a bitch. While we provide you with cheap rudimentary tools, you should use power tools if available. The instructions are intentionally left vague. In reality this is a supreme test of your skills as a parent. If you succeed you will know you have accomplished something today. Good luck.
Notice: This toy requires full assembly and it is a bitch. While we provide you with cheap rudimentary tools, you should use power tools if available. The instructions are intentionally left vague. In reality this is a supreme test of your skills as a parent. If you succeed you will know you have accomplished something today. Good luck.



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