Memo to all email marketers
- I notice from your outlook meeting request you would like to "circle back" regarding a previous communication regarding our business challenges. I remind you that your previous communication was an unsolicited mass email and, although I do enjoy "streamlining processes" in order to gain "better access and control over our mission", I think it is a bit bold of you to place a meeting on my calendar especially since I didn't acknowledge your first email.
- I appreciate the work you did to keep me "in the loop" with your latest efforts. I do think referring to me as a "business partner" is a bit premature.
- No thank you; although Russian women are nice I am sure, I am uninterested in meeting one at this time.
- "Hello!" is certainly an enthusiastic greeting but I have no intention of clicking on the below link for more information.
- Thanks. I am sure you are a "premier provider of B2B, B2C and B2E mobile apps" but I'll not be "taking a few minutes" out of my day to understand what that means. Referring to me as a VIP was certainly impressive and your "proof-of-concept" proposal is probably well done but no thanks right now.
- Yes, I would like to become more influential. It's just that I am skeptical of your ability to bring about that change.
- "Insanely Great in Front of Any Audience"? Sure. In two hours? Not so sure.
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