I am blessed with several of Nicholas Bate's books.  Yesterday I was flipping through How to think like. . . and came across this one:  How to Think Like: The Guy Who Runs the Up-Market Deli :

My favorite one was:

"Certainly: the ham only comes from pigs who have been actually observed laughing."

It reminded me of a Pepper. . .and Salt cartoon David told me about:

It was a drawing of a waiter at a nice restaurant talking at the table with a customer.  The waiter was holding a digital video player and saying something to the effect: "Would you care to see a video of your meal free ranging?"