"In a conversation with a liberal friend, he remarked on how 'right wing' my views were.  'Well, I agree with James Madison,' I said.  'Does that make me right wing?' 

'I supposed if Madison were alive today and held the same views he did then,' he replied, 'we'd call him right wing.'

Well, I supposed WE would."

                                                                                                                                                            Joe Sobran
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